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Cowriting Bad Poetry with May/Meg, Whichever

Tue Dec 23, 2008, 9:21 PM
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{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Still being bitch, I see?
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
bitchy*
Orange Aipom says:
Hi.
Orange Aipom says:
What's up?
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Nothing much and how about you, whore?
Orange Aipom says:
Huh?
Orange Aipom says:
I'm not a whore, and I'm fine.
Orange Aipom says:
In fact, I'm a failure.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Stop denying the fact that you're a whore.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You should actually go grow yourself some sympathy.
Orange Aipom says:
What's your definition?
Orange Aipom says:
Sympathy is something that should be earned.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You should know what the definition of a whore, because you are one.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Either way, you're too lame to earn sympathy.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
The only person that cares about you is Darkly.
Orange Aipom says:
No, you're telling me to grow some so I can be sympathetic to you.
Orange Aipom says:
I need some balls.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
I never said that you should grow sympathy on me, I just said that you should grow some in general. You'll need it, you truely are one heartless person.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You have balls.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
They're replacing your boobs.
Orange Aipom says:
I am heartless because I am evil.
Orange Aipom says:
I don't know about you, but I really do want to become male.
Orange Aipom says:
They have better proportions.
*
* abstractkid@hotmail.com has been added to the conversation.
*
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Well, you are a male. Your wish came true.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Fuck off.
Orange Aipom says:
Thanks for the balls!
Orange Aipom says:
Blocking doesn't work that way, May.
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* abstractkid@hotmail.com has left the conversation.
*
Orange Aipom says:
See, Ilex knows how to block.
Orange Aipom says:
He let me borrow those balls.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You'll just annoy more people by adding them to the conversation you know.
Orange Aipom says:
Well, now that I am male, I can be gay.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You are gay.
Orange Aipom says:
I was heterosexual as a female, but now I can be a gay man.
Orange Aipom says:
It's a dream come true.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You'd offend homosexuals around the whole by your fucked up attitude, though.
Orange Aipom says:
I offend everybody.
Orange Aipom says:
That is my purpose.
Orange Aipom says:
Would you like some dead infants for dinner?
Orange Aipom says:
By the way, did that troll talk to you yet?
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
No. I'm sure that you'd like them, though.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Yes. It appears that you're the troll.
Orange Aipom says:
I would like dead infants for dinner.
Orange Aipom says:
I only have fucking chicken.
Orange Aipom says:
No, this is the troll I hired:
Orange Aipom says:
[link]
Orange Aipom says:
He's a friend of the furfag that I call
Orange Aipom says:
[link]
Orange Aipom says:
High school is awesome.
Orange Aipom says:
In Middle School, the only people I knew were n00bs.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
I'm not going to click those retarded links you know.
Orange Aipom says:
dA doesn't allow porn.
Orange Aipom says:
It's just so you know that the people are real.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
I never said porn. I just that they're retarded.
Orange Aipom says:
What's your definition for retarded?
Orange Aipom says:
I've come up with the definition of whore:
Orange Aipom says:
A person that does nothing productive.
Orange Aipom says:
Ever.
Orange Aipom says:
Doesn't even make babies.
Orange Aipom says:
Or attempt to.
Orange Aipom says:
Doesn't have a job.
Orange Aipom says:
Or had one.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You'll have sex by the age of fifteen, don't worry.
Orange Aipom says:
Just wastes food.
Orange Aipom says:
I will.
Orange Aipom says:
*I will?
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Though, you're really ugly.
Orange Aipom says:
Thanks!
Orange Aipom says:
You think everybody's ugly.
Orange Aipom says:
Then again, so do I.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
No. I think that some people are pretty like Glen for instance, I just happen to think that you're not.
Orange Aipom says:
The only rare exceptions for you are female, and the only rare exceptions for me are male.
Orange Aipom says:
You call yourself ugly.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
No need to be jealous.
Orange Aipom says:
That's what I mean.
Orange Aipom says:
You're female.
Orange Aipom says:
No reason to be jealous.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
I have no gender, so fuck off bitch.
Orange Aipom says:
Cool.
Orange Aipom says:
I didn't know.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
I could call myself ugly all I want, because I know that I am.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
But I'm just being honest here, you are really ugly.
Orange Aipom says:
Yes.
Orange Aipom says:
I am.
Orange Aipom says:
So?
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You've got some fucked up hair.
Orange Aipom says:
There is a reason I don't have a picture of myself on MSN.
Orange Aipom says:
Eh, I don't know how to fix it.
Orange Aipom says:
I'll probably won't bother for a long while.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
At least, my display picture is decent.
Orange Aipom says:
I don't have one.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Get prettier, then we'll talk.
Orange Aipom says:
Uh...
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
That will be never.
Orange Aipom says:
No, just wait.
Orange Aipom sends:
[A 50x50 black square.]
Orange Aipom says:
There.
Orange Aipom says:
That's me.
*
* Transfer of "me.bmp" is complete.
*
Orange Aipom says:
Sorry, internet failed.
Orange Aipom says:
Anyway, how do I look in this picture?
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Ugly.
Orange Aipom says:
I think it's better than the older one.
Orange Aipom says:
Since I am completely censored, I guess I can't take you seriously.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
SHUT THE FUCK UP, KAY?
Orange Aipom says:
Explain why.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You're annoying.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You're a bitch.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You're ugly.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
You're retarded.
Orange Aipom says:
Explain why these qualities bother you.
{Đřàмã Qμεёй} May ;; Stay strong but grow yourself some sympathy * ♥ says:
Kay. Know what? I'm going to block you forever, you're so god damn boring. Just like Shelby said. I tried to be nice to you, but you're seriously making me pissed off.

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Wait a minute, she isn't trying to be nice to me. I mean, Old May did, but New May never bothered.

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:iconshed-senpai:
I have to ask, did she talk to you just to block you in the end?

This was very amusing to read. Especially after Ilex told me you asked if he had balls.

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:iconorangeaipom:
She started it, if that's what you're asking.
:iconshed-senpai:
I'm asking if she started talking to you just to harass you and be harassed back.

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:icondeviantglengirl:
This is not the May I know, is it?

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Prone to typos and generic comments
:iconxadian:
I care about you, you know that right? You are a good friend of me, annnnd I don't think you're boring in the least.

May though.
She has a dick in her anus.

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Don't click this.
Srsly.
Don't.
It's not worth the time or effort to simply hit that link.
Don't do it....
Don't do it.
I warned you.

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[link]
:icondeviantglengirl:
Oh okay so it was a joke? *fail* This didn't actually happen?

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:iconorangeaipom:
If this was some sort of joke, then nobody let me in on it.

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